Another Valentine's Day Special #2: Material Love

Material Love

Lyrics by Ronnie Peace

Verse 1:
Hello Mr Moth
Outside of my window.
Planning a break-in
to chew on my chinos.

Eats my clothes; doesn't suck
He's no mosquito.
Addiction is deep
to things with a bright glow.

Chorus:
Flap your dusty wings 
to the light of a 
material love,
ma-terial love.

Verse2:
In love with the fabric
of my agalia.
It's a material love
that's sure to ail ya.

It's got me thinkin'
back when the cavemen danced.
What were they eatin'
when we didn't wear pants.

Chorus: 
Flap your dusty wings 
to the light of a 
material love,
ma-terial love.

Rap (in style of Kanye West, or better):
what, what
huh?
I be gettin down like a moth
flappin and a flippin
your clothing i be eatin'
the chewin' 
of the gaberdine 
is what i'm doin'
that's how i'm dinin'
that's how i'm flyin'
as the watchers they be moth-ing
they be moth-ing
they be moth-ing

Cartoon: Though it takes a steady hand, hanging mothballs in your wardrobe
is an effective warning to other male moths thinking about chewing your
clothes (hint: be sure to remove the balls from the moth beforehand).

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[note: We hope you enjoyed our latest Valentine's Day Peace de resistance which keeps the 'winged love' theme centred on the 'ugly duckling' of butterflies - the moth. For the few that missed 2015's equally romantic Valentine's Day poetry it'll set your heart a flutter - click here for a good time.

Happy Valentine's Day to all ye loved up schmucks from all of us monkeys locked away down here at the Peace'O'Mind factory.]