Apropos the Word Slinger

Tagline
I write with old words, and some new ones that I just maked up.

Introduction
Hi, I'm Ronnie Peace. I like what you've done with your hair.

Some people call me Apropos the Word Slinger: with the fastest puns in the West. To be fair, no, they don't. No one calls me that. You have to admit (you don't, but it'd be rude if you didn't) that if they did it'd be pretty darn cool, eh.

Though I'm neither a trained writer nor monkey, I spend my days writing stories and poetry, and eating bananas. I am famous for neither.

As yet I am unable to make a living from my wordsmithship which is OK for now as I am not technically a real person, and am my own alter ego. Nonetheless, like a dung beetle and Biff, I carry on undeterred.

I write mostly for pure shits and giggles (and other amusing bodily functions). Examples of my work are found on my Peace'O'Mind page and on the back of toilet doors. Here, and there, you will discover examples of my funny stories and poetry that contain fictional facts, random word combinations, cartoons, toilet humour, reality & fantasy, grammatical errors, farts, time travel & Kerri-Anne Kennerley.

If you are offended by any of my pieces I encourage you to share it to the internet.

Finally, I truly believe you are the most beautiful thing I have ever laid my eyes on.

Send money and alcohol.

Bragging rights
I can make fart noises with my hands, armpits, knee-pits and bum. Futurist. Experienced Time Traveller. One time I made a horse drink after I had led it to water. (unfortunately the water was full of lead and it died).

(for more see About The Author)