Monday 24 August 2015

The Two Ronnies

When my good mate Ronald McDonald and I get together hilarity generally ensues.
(and hopefully when his McSolicitors get a load of this, they don't on-sue me)

Oh, how we laugh.

Just two clowns bouncing off of each other.

(note: this is not a paid or unpaid endorsement of their product. Not to say I wouldn't accept a big cheque and spruik their small greasy feeds. In fact, I would insist on one of those ridiculously large novelty cheques - the monetary amount would be insignificant in comparison)

Our latest tete-a-tete commenced when I heard of his latest McCost saving McMeasure to have us suckers build the burgers ourselves, thus doing away with the job of Burger-Builder and putting more money in his ridiculously oversized clown pockets. Typical Ronnie Mac!

And it went a little something like this (a tweet-a-tweet):



Looking at the emoticons he used in his last tweet I decided to cease transmission due to health concerns as I could only assume he was having a stroke which forced him into convulsions ending in him throwing up his own heart (or one he had eaten earlier, I can't be sure).

Ah, haha, typical Ronnie Mac!

12 comments:

  1. If I have to make my own burgers then they're going to be the biggest, most ludicrously overstuffed examples of a coronary in a bun they've ever seen. I don't care if it tastes like crap, I'll be making a point dammit! Mind you, if I make my own at least I'll get what I ordered! If they can't get 'no onions' right how the hell will they get a custom burger right?
    Rant over, in fact I'm off to tweet them now...

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    1. Mmm mmm mmm mmm it's tweet time

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    2. Never trust a big redheaded clown who makes burgers...... Do they think we are simple? Make your own burgers. Great expose Hey you have uncovered.

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    3. Tamzen, it's something straight outta Seinfeld, where Kramer had the idea of the Pizza shop where you make your own pizzas. Except Ronald McDonald is Kramer. Grimace would be George, though he played no part in the burger incident

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  2. When they say 'you make your own' does that mean you actually make them or just choose what goes on them? Actually, never mind. I don't really care. But wow! Ronald talked to you on Twitter. You're like... famous now!

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    1. No idea! I don't eat the slop. I wouldn't feed it to my pig (mainly as my pig is a vegan, but still).

      Me and Ronald, or Ronald and I - in fact, the two of us went to university (clown college) together. I was head of my class and, as such, was actually in line to be "The Ronald", however there was a "thing" with the special sauce and so I was overlooked. And I regret nothing.

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  3. I'm in awe you talked to Ronald at all....Twitter is weird like that. I follow the Dakar, and follow the riders of all languages for their race photos, and now some Japanese and Portuguese riders follow me (new riders I've not heard of that want the follow back, I guess)....

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    1. Ah, dakar Dakar.
      Tom Cruise keeps following me. He's so needy

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  4. Lolol that's so funny that they replied!
    Tegan xx - Permanent Procrastination

    Btw I’ve made an anonymous survey that I would love for you to have a look at! It aims to gather data on rates for sponsored posts, so that new bloggers can be better informed. :)

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    1. Oh no you blew it! You just went and told me you made it.
      ...oh wait, now I know what you mean.
      I only do unsponsored and unsuccessful posts. (I'm not picky - No one has showed me the money)

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  5. You got hit on by the McMan...or is that McClown...

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  6. I dunno, but I feel all bloated and dirty now

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