(and hopefully when his McSolicitors get a load of this, they don't on-sue me)
Oh, how we laugh.
Just two clowns bouncing off of each other.
(note: this is not a paid or unpaid endorsement of their product. Not to say I wouldn't accept a big cheque and spruik their small greasy feeds. In fact, I would insist on one of those ridiculously large novelty cheques - the monetary amount would be insignificant in comparison)
Our latest tete-a-tete commenced when I heard of his latest McCost saving McMeasure to have us suckers build the burgers ourselves, thus doing away with the job of Burger-Builder and putting more money in his ridiculously oversized clown pockets. Typical Ronnie Mac!
And it went a little something like this (a tweet-a-tweet):
Looking at the emoticons he used in his last tweet I decided to cease transmission due to health concerns as I could only assume he was having a stroke which forced him into convulsions ending in him throwing up his own heart (or one he had eaten earlier, I can't be sure).
Ah, haha, typical Ronnie Mac!