(Continued...
note: if you haven't read Part 1 click here or this will make even less sense than it actually does)
Next
thing we know it's Australia Day and we're hungover.
Each year we
celebrate all that is Australia Day by being hungover, blowing up the mini outdoor pool, filling
it with water as we cook the bbq, restock the Esky (chilly bin, cooler, box to keep the beer cold),
shoo some flies, paint our faces with zinc, apply fake Australian
sticker tattoos and turn on the radio to listen to the inaugural Triple J Hottest 100.