Ronnie Peace's Peace'O'Mind: Don't go swimming

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Sunday, 31 May 2015

Games to Play in Public Swimming Pools

Fancy a dip? If it's in a public swimming pool then it's a lucky dip if you'll come out alive.

Disclaimer and Datclaimer

Please read before reading.

I like words. This here is my attempt at putting some of them next to each other. If you take offence at any of the word formations, please don’t. If you insist on being offended despite my advice, quickly send this page to all of your friends, slap yourself upside your head and stop reading it. Or, if you have a more pleasant way of arranging the words you took offence to, please submit to respect_da_peace@hotmail.com.

Like farts, thoughts are “better out than in”. And so this page has been created purely so that my brain doesn’t fill up with farts. If you choose to read my thoughts as laid out on this page do so at your own risk. I take no responsibility for my thoughts as, by definition they are without proof or certainty. I also take no responsibility for my farts, unless they're loud and hearty.

Anything at all important, interesting or funny found on this page has been included by error. It is a simple shamble of fantasy and disillusioned reality.