Ronnie Peace's Peace'O'Mind

Here's a little story about the old and the new, beginnings and endings, oils and oils, palms and babies, and life on the factory floor....

Like being given a run-down on the gender and genitalia of Taiwanese hookers available for your service, it is important to listen to and ...

Hallo'. Weening you onto the true origin of Halloween is as easy as Paris Hilton. Or baking a pumpkin pie. But never the tween shall m...

In Australia, 'Magpies' (or, the 'Australian Magpie') are a type of bird that many refer to as The Great White Sharks of the...

As humans we start this life much like we end it - crawling, incoherent and shitting our pants - such is the circle of life. The following ...

You have probably just read my learned piece on The Stages Of Life . And, presumedly, loved it very much, throwing bouquets of roses from th...

My Turn By Ronnie Peace [A Poem about Australia's newest Prime Minister, 2015] Malcolm before Mal come again Malcolm...

When my good mate Ronald McDonald and I get together hilarity generally ensues. (and hopefully when his McSolicitors get a load of this, th...

Good evening and welcome to "How To Design Instructions For Flat-Pack Furniture Installations"... ...Sorry, what is that my Me...

I haven't always been a Superhero. You could say I stumbled upon it by accident. Go on, say it. Say. It! [Caution: the following c...

Almost a year ago (if you are reading this 'now') a friend introduced me to Australian Humo(u)rist David Thorne.

As detailed in the brilliant documentary "Horrible Bosses" every single human has a natural tendency to want to put their bosses o...

(Continued...  note: if you haven't read Part 1 click here or this will make even less sense than it actually does) Next thing we ...

[ THIS WAS PUBLISHED ONLINE BY INTERNATIONAL LITERARY ONLINE JOURNAL QUEEN MOB'S TEAHOUSE AS ' SOMEBODY BRING IN THE NEW YEAR ...

What I don't know about music you couldn't fill a staff with. While that lead-in sentence is quite the amusing musical overture (t...

I wasn't on a mission from God, I was on a mission from the Pope. In recent years, thy religious master hadn't many servants to ca...

I don't know why there is all this backlash about this Julien Blanc guy in the media? I've never heard of him before, and haven...

With the on-going world wide debate (a mass debate, if you will) between the religion of man-made global warming and the climate change den...

'On the Tiles' by Ron Acme. An artist's impression of L.A.P.D Homicide Sergant Roger Murtaugh after a night out. As the famo...

Many of you may not know this (particularly those of you who don't know me) - a few years ago I found myself fulfilling the challenging ...